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I'm very excited about the film festival, and I plan on going to as many movies as possible. So I went to buy a few tickets, and surprisingly they were giving pink sheets printed on both sides along with the tickets. I always go to festivals and such but this is the first time that I remember getting instructions for a movie, especially instructions like:

-Please refrain from wearing perfumes and other scented products so that attendees with environmental sensitivities can comfortably enjoy the movies.
WTF! The only time I had seen a place forbidding patrons to wear perfume was at the gay club "The Cowboy", I guess they were trying to be as old western as possible? Who knows. But here?

-Please keep your tickets in a safe, cool, dry, dark, place and do not forget to bring them to the theater.
This totally made me lol, first the medicine-like instructions and then the reminder to not forget them at home! That must be based on real life events, how many people must have tried to pull off the "Please let me in, I forgot the tickets in the kitchen" for them to actually put a warning in the instructions?!

If this pink sheet is an indication of what expects me, I know I'm in for a lot of fun :)