Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Ketel One diaries

Regarding the Cold War Kids' concert at San Francisco's Great American Music Hall on Sept 26th, 2008

For some unknown reason the Great American Music Hall didn't mail the tickets for this concert.  Even though we bought them as soon as they came out we were forced to buy will call.  Kind of lame but what can you do, right? Just for shits and giggles, the day of the concert I visited the page of the GAMH only to find out that to pick up your tix not only do you have to bring your ID, you also have to bring the confirmation e-mail!  Having bought the tickets a while ago, this led to dramatic searches on different mail accounts to find the stupid confirmation e-mail.  In the end it was found and all was well... or was it?

Not having our tickets in hand, used to concerts starting at 8:00 PM and in search of the best places in the venue we left home at 6:30, got there and realized the concert didn't start until 9:00.  No problem.


At around 9:10 the same band that opened last November for Cold War Kids, We Barbarians, took the stage.  Their contribution was even more mediocre this time than last. Pure noise.  The fact that the GAMH just has one toilet per gender for the whole ground floor gave attendees the opportunity to comment at length the We Barbarians segment, everybody in the bathroom line agreed on how much they sucked and how nobody had been able to make out a single lyric of any of their songs.

After the break, Richard Swift (who also opened for CWK last year) took the stage, and spent like 25 minutes getting ready for his act. People were getting very impatient, which in turn sort of got transfered to Richard Swift, who instead of being super fun during his performance like last time, was just going from song to song.  At some point a drunk yelled "Cold War Kids!" to which Richard responded "Don't worry, little guy, they're coming!"  He then proceeded to tell us that he was just going to do one more song, neglecting to mention that it was the extended cut of the song, then he played yet another song. A lesson for the drunk guy maybe? Or perhaps CWK weren't ready and Richard was stalling for them.  At least the music was good and everybody responded positively.

At 11:00 PM CWK finally came out. They were fantastic. The tactic they followed to get people to warm to their new material was to play one song from Loyalty To Loyalty and one from Robbers & Cowards, a new song, an old song...  Also since the new album doesn't have many songs "For the Feet" as George Michael would say, the new song/old song method worked perfectly. We all sang the old songs at the top of our lungs. There was lots of participation from the audience, but since the new album had drooped just 3 days before the concert not everybody knew the lyrics yet, except for some of us who had studied them :P   Still everybody loved Cold War Kids.  Unfortunately the concert felt super short and the encore was just two songs long: St. John and Against Privacy.  Was it because having two opening bands was a huge waste of time? Was it because Nick Cave's 6 song encore spoiled us rotten? Who knows!  I just hope CWK dumps We Barbarians from the bill like leftover Chinese takeout from two weeks ago.

Heads up to those going to the concert: The posters are free!  I didn't find that out until the concert was in progress. Luckily I scored mine on my way out.  Speaking of lucky, the merch girl gets to see Cold War Kids play every night!  If that isn't an awesome job I don't know what it is.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Power Ranger gone bad

I just saw this scary post in the lost+found section of Craiglist:


REWARD! Have You Seen This Man?? (richmond / seacliff)

Date: 2008-09-18, 5:05PM PDT

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
The suspect has on 4 occasions broken in to our Richmond District apartment and molested my wife and self (foot / leg fondling) during our sleep. He always leaves evidence of his presence afterwards. Dirt and lint left behind, and sometimes dead insects by the window. Sometimes my the fabric of my clothing is worn thin. Any information leading to his capture will be rewarded with $20,000 or equivelent value in advisement and betterment services. Thank you for your help.


Sunday, September 14, 2008

Adopt a red ant

The last few months I've been dying to get a pet (more so than ever) so every day I comb the entire pet section at Craigslits trying to find the perfect siamese kitten for me. I've seen countless animals, many are listed over and over again. Like there's this dog with an underbite, he is so ugly! So he gets listed and relisted. Poor guy.

Sometimes I see ads for memorable pets, like Bruno the dog and Rattles the rattlesnake. I would have never adopted them but hopefully they found good homes.

Today I saw this funny ad for a pet red ant. Maybe you, dear reader, would like to adopt him?

RED ANT FOR ADOPTION. (sebastopol)

Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-09-13, 3:35PM PDT

Hi,

we have an Ant for adoption . We think it's a female because of it's smaller size. She is a nice redish color.
She is very sweet and does not bite. She eats sugar and anything sweet and will come up to you if you have a sugar treat. She is very quiet and very low maintenance and can be left loose while supervised.

There is a small adoption fee to ensure she goes to a good home.

Must have experience with Ants. To good home only.



I hope too that she (or he?) finds a good home :P and that in that home they don't sleep with him and crush him :(